What a year,What a Life!!

[pat]

Glad I've cheered some of you up and given you a good laugh.Carla have either of your teams made as good a start to the season as Leeds?With all the odds stacked against them there they are showing true Yorkshire grit -its obvious Morgellons hasn't landed there yet.
Wonder if its got to Miss Piggy next door,mmm might chuck a few in her wheelie bin.No no would I be so YES!
Thanks to LC for the info she's sent me and have started spraying salt,vinegar,lemon, ammonia and i have to say the chicks are not impressed at being targeted like this-some had to hide under the nest boxes,but i got em,oh yes i got em.Lucky if i ever get another egg from them.
I must say this carry on is wearisome.To be truthful i have never been a houseproud person and if the rest of my life is to spent cleaning like a demented being i think i'll chuck myself in the compost bin.Then again i think i'm living in a compost bin anyway with Jim (OH) and his never ending love affair with the toilet.These critters sure must be hardy if they can live here,personally if I was one of them i'd move to Miss Piggy.I'm going to buy shares in Dettol,
gallons have been thrown at the toilet and the water bill this year doesn't bear thinking about i'll have to take a mortgage out.And he's still no better.Maybe i should spray him with all this stuff I haven't asked how is goolies are-don't want to remind him whats in the house poor soul has enough on his mind
Yes tcm it was dreadful losing the animals and i really miss Tweety pie the chick cos my chicks have a radio in the hut and she used to do the funky chicken around the hut with me clucking away to the music.There isn't another like her ,the others don't want to dance probably terrified of being sprayed!
I will get the rest of the cleaning stuff when the country resumes normal service tomorrow cos we have this quaint custom here on a Sunday where the shops open for 6 hours and if you miss that slot thats it!And I just couldn't drag myself away from THE THINGS today to hit the slot-not that the chemists are open anyway.Gator i was given those sticky pads too,and theres something on them.I fear it may be fag ash,my cardiologist will really love me as this lot has caused me to start smoking again'and its now a hanging offence in the UK.
Personally my theory on the appearance of THESE THINGS in the UK is......its Tony Blairs leaving present to us.Come to think of it he spent a lot of time in the US so it figures must have gathered a few up from you and chucked it around the UK from his plane.Thats it solved.Well lets hope he gets a few in his nether regions.
Once again thanks for your help and good wishes kind people and everyone keep their chin up,await my post (if they haven't put me away)when i visit the doctor!

[carla]

Hi Pat,
I know Leeds are doing well.Maybe they will be playing against Everton again next season.
Good luck with the big clean up.You ll be amazed at this difference it makes.
I cannot wait to hear how you get on with the doctor. Good Luck
carla x

[hilly]

Pat... info I promised on it's way... love Hilly x Carla, are you around ??

[carla]

Hi Hilly,sorry for missing you.I hope your ok. I 've pmd you my phone number . love carla XXXX

[hilly]

Carla... thanks I've pm'd you too, but won't ring at teatime !!! lol... I know what it's like...;>) grandchildren....now...

[pat]

Thanks for info Hilly and LC will pm you later after squirting chicks.
Bad day today had quite an argument with best friend who came to help me clean.She thinks I'm paranoid,and thinks it all sounds too fanciful for words.Won't believe it till she sees it etc.We found a nasty looking black hair and she wanted me to stick it on my hand.No way it was pretty thick and my hands are very painful now.I told her to stick it on hers ,she did and nothing happened.See its just a hair she says ,God forgive me but i ended up really wishing one would bite her.
We had a break for a cup of tea me sat in well cleaned chair and suddenly i noticed a spell like creature stuck in palm of hand.AAGH look sue theres one.Oh Pat thats a spell for heavens sake.O k well where did a spell come from sat in chair in living room,I mean its not as if I live in a wood yard.Oh Pat I'm sitting on the fence over this she says and boy did I feel like knocking her off it! Doesn't it just make you feel worse when evem ya mate thinks yer nuts [b][/

[carla]

Pat,,
Give her time.In a week or so show her some evidence off the internet. If she still doesn't believe you then knock her off the fence.
BTW what do you mean by a spell? I haven't heard of that one.
carla xx

[pat]

A splinter-like the type you would get in your finger from wood.Leeds speak
I told her to look at the net and she went cuckoo.No it'll frighten me to death,I'll have nightmares etc etc.
Head in the sand syndrome

[hilly]

Oh dear.... she probably won't get over it unless she gets the bugs too... it is scary and even more so when you have it. ;<( but if she's a good friend maybe she'll come round to supporting you a bit better soon...x
BTW what types of chicks do you have ? bet you have'nt got any Mabel Pearson Burford Brown's ! lol

[pat]

I have 15 Black Rocks. 15 mixed pedigrees inc rhode island,light sussex,new hampshire, several different types of wyandotte,speckled and buff sussex and marans so no i dont have any mabel pearson browns.Its very hard to source hens in this part of the country i got these from a 'reputable breeder' lol and last sept the probs i had were dreadful.They came with ??coryza and infected the rocks although they were in a different run and hut i was told to cull the carrier who was a real sweety so i didn't cos damage was done but kept her on her own,she never amounted to much and died 4 weeks ago with her chest.Poor little roxy but she had a good life for a year.
Am spraying them with colloidal silver-some are still off it,but i don't feed pellets i feed the old way with cooked veg,spag,rice, sunflower seeds yoghurt and lots more and they have been in such good health i think thats why i haven't lost any TOUCH WOOD.