Sharing a smile

[tcmgpt13]

While trying to learn about washing soda crystals which was discussed in a post made recently by Jo I found this site.

I am posting this bit (not the post but the signature alone) because I loved this person’s sense of humor. Since many of us are not feeling up to snuff most days I thought this might give a chuckle. I know that many here feel that laughing helps them feel better. I know it was something the Chinese master I learned from would tell his most seriously ill patients to do as much as possible. Finding some humor when we can, even in the most dire circumstances, even when we suffer pain, can keep us going from day to day.

For anyone interested there is also a discussion of washing soda crystals on this forum page. I might mention that in the US there is a washing soda product made by Arm and Hammer. Washing soda is sodium carbonate while baking soda is sodium bicarbonate:

Soda Crystals - Applications? - MoneySavingExpert.com Forums

12-11-2005, 11:38 PM #4
Quasar
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“Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut the b*tch up with cookies.

A tidy house is a sign of a broken computer.”

[Kritters]

Hope these bring a chuckle.
xo

[jonsi]

Hey,
i got this same tx/pic message on my phone. Gotta share the love!

~jonsi

[tcmgpt13]

Thanks for adding another smile Kritts. I hope more members will do that, especially when tempers start to fray here on the forum. Sometimes just taking a moment to relax and laugh a bit helps to cool off intense feelings and lift the mood of everyone, even if only for a moment.

[2manyfibers]

I got this in an email today and thought it was worth sharing - I got a laugh out of it anyway. Happy New Year to everybody!


After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.

So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She said, “You should have dropped your pants …….. you might have gotten disability, too”......

And that's when the fight started.....


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One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.

The next year, he didn't buy her a gift. When she asked him why, he replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"

And that's when the fight started.....


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My wife walked into the den & asked "What's on the TV?"

I replied "Dust".

And that's when the fight started.....


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A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'

And that's when the fight started.....


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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds.
'
I bought her a scale.

And that's when the fight started.....


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I asked my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?'

It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said.

So I suggested, 'How about the kitchen?'

And that's when the fight started

[tcmgpt13]

2mf, , LM*O. Thanks for all those laughs...a great way to start the New Year. The first joke was especially funny IMHO. Hope that we will continue to have folks share a smile and a laugh from time to time. My dad always used to say "laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you cry alone." About the only thing he said I could agree with 100%.

[Kritters]

So...this Morgellons fiber was really getting under somebody's skin one day, and............

Oh, wait.....sorry. Not a joke. (yes, I'm sicko)

Okay, try these, then!

[Jo]

Yo!

Here's some initial findings from my Soda Crystal baths. I'm not recommending this as a treatment, i'm posting findings to aid research k?

Here's the debris after my 1st, 2nd, 3th, 4th bath (bathtub, left to drain slowly):

http://morgellons.zoomshare.com/files/bath2SC.JPG

I'm still using it (week 3) but cant replicate the above 'scum'.

Here's what I've noticed, after fully dunking for 20mins, using 700g:

1) Lesions drying up and skin pimples and pores smaller
2) White larvae from tear ducts are dehydrated
3) It clears sinuses
4) After massaging skin whilst in bath, hands smelt of burnt plastic all day - even colleagues noticed smell. This is no longer happening.
5) short term headache after each bath in morged area of scalp - and head feels smaller??!

- Is it my skin lipids its taking? I dont think so...but I cant be sure. My skin doesnt feel thinner, but its early days.

I'll keep ya posted

Jo xxx

[Jo]

Hi guys,

I've been using the soda crystals (washing soda) in my baths for 6 weeks, once a day.

Its helped all of me, including my eyes, sinuses and even digestion.

And i've had no adverse side effects, apart from headaches in morged areas of my scalp for the first few weeks.

I've read around to see what might be happening.

I first thought of trying the soda (sodium carbonate) because its one of the only natural chemicals that keeps drains free of flys - their eggs, larvae etc. and I know i've got myiasis.

I reported that large amounts of white scum appeared in the bottom of the bath after soaking and massaging skin, also that afterwards my hands smelt of burnt plastic.

I think the scum and smell is the bio-polymer, Chitin.

Fly larvae is made up of 40% chitin, in their skins and midgut.

Scientists have established a number of ways to remove chitin from fly larvae. One of the methods is using Sodium Carbonate - washing soda.

If anyone feels like giving it a go...then please report back obs. Carls, maybe you could look out for any more changes to ya and report in?

Jo xxx

[MeToo]

Here's a long one:

George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi, who was going to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the shed. George opened the door to go turn off the light but saw there were people in the shed in the process of stealing things.

He immediately phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and George said no and explained the situation. Then they explained that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be there when available.

George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.

"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I've just shot them all."

Then he hung up. Within five minutes three squad cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up. Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"

George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"