The Miracle of Toilet Paper

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You might a Morgie if: you've got shrooms growing out of your carpet?

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You might be a Morgie if: your story is so unbelievable that even other Morgies don't believe you.

[Katinka]

You might be a Morgie if: you start drinking cleaning products

[jonsi]

NO NO NO!!!! Don't ever suggest that drinking cleaning products would ever help us!!!! This is even worse than taking pharmaceutical anti-biotics and other prescriptions from MD"s that have NO clue to what actually helps us "Morgies".!!!

YOu might be a morgie if you go through your spice rack and actually find something that relieves your symptoms! (ground cumin powder, tumeric, garlic, to name a few).

You might be a morgie if you notice you feel the itchy biting buggy feeling after you eat at McDonald's or any other fast food chain that spreads this poison.

You might be a morgie if you've waken up to the fact that GMO food is actually not food at all.

You might be a morgie if you notice and acknowledge the difference between con-trails and chem-trails.

You are a morgie when your friends that actually have "Morgellons" believe every horror story you share with each other is true!

This is the sad part, I believe that everyone on this planet has a little bit of "Morgellons" in them. It is a matter of time. I believe that the immune system is working better in those who display "Morgellons". The toxins have to come out of us sooner than later! I think sooner is better, and feel blessed in my own crazy way that I am dealing with this now. We can make a difference and I do appreciate every member here on this board.

In the white light,
~jonsi

[Kritters]

You ARE a morgie if you are intelligent enough to begin to research for yourself to find out the answers.

You ARE a morgie if you recognize you have a family here that only gets better with each new member.

You ARE a morgie if you have sensitivity and spirituality and care about your fellow members of mankind.

How many Morgies does it take to change a microscope slide? LOLOL
xoxox
Kritts

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No, no... it's:

How many Morgies does it take to review a microscope slide?

[Katinka]

Originally Posted by jonsi

NO NO NO!!!! Don't ever suggest that drinking cleaning products would ever help us!!!! This is even worse than taking pharmaceutical anti-biotics and other prescriptions from MD"s that have NO clue to what actually helps us "Morgies".!!!

In the white light,
~jonsi

guess that was a bad one

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You might be a Morgie if:

You can identify the particles floating around in the air and noone else can.

[Katinka]

You might be a Morgie if: you call your vacuum cleaner your best friend!

[jonsi]

I was going through old threads and the posts on this one are funny, and then helpful too.
I wish we could get some help to identify "Morgellons". I feel so bad for the new members here who are just starting to experience the "M" symptoms. "M" is a process... and eventually people start to feel better.
Hang in there.

If you have a joke to share please post it here.
This is a "knock knock" joke for your girl friends:

Before you start put your forehead on the other persons forehead and look down at the floor...

knock knock

who's there?

Emerson,

Emerson who?

Emerson nice boobs you got!

I quack myself up sometimes, I can just see ya"ll doing this joke on your friends!
I told this joke to my daughter's Greatgrandma last week & she laughed a lot!
In the white light,
~jonsi