The Miracle of Toilet Paper

[sudio]

OMG.. we are still alive and joking! how wonderful! I have one toooo!!

What kind if guitar does the eel play? Electric! snort, snort...

[Katinka]

How do you catch a chipmunk? Climb up a tree and act like a NUT!

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Oh, a toilet paper joke thread, that's great!... we're going to need one!

[Katinka]

.....gallows humor??

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Kat, we need to go out and do some research!!! We need to find some bad toilet paper jokes on the Internet and bring them in here??? lol

[jonsi]

You guys are on a "roll"!!! Gotta love ya'll!

Itwl,
~jonsi

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There's a whole bunch of good "Morgie" jokes on another thread... they start with...

You might be a Morgie if:

I just made this one up, come on, you can make one up too?

You might be a Morgie if - your shopping cart consists of 6 bottles of peroxide and 5 boxes of baking soda.

[carla]

You might be a Morgie if:you often wish you were really insane.

[Katinka]

You might be a Morgie if: your kitchen looks like part of a pharmacy

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lol

You might be a Morgie if: you've got more medicines in your house than a drug store?