I need a new brain

[Tootsie]

I just cant beleive the last 3 days some of the things ive done.......

I was doing laundry the other night at a laundrymat , while the clothe were washing I decided to go to the grocery store, then I remembered that store had closed down a few MONTHS ago so I went to the pet store down the end of the same parking lot to do some christmas shopping for my 5 doggie friends. So I walked back to the laundry mat to put the clothes in the dryer and realized my van was GONe! I was devistated thinking someone had stolen it.....I looked all around and didnt see it and swore I remembered parking there on the side of the laundrymat, it was a darkened area so some could have easily stolen it and not be noticed. I felt so panicked and stranded there at night with no cell phone . That same sinking feeling came back when I had a car stolen years ago but this was even worse it was my work van that I work out of with all my supplies and things I cant work without it . So the only person who looked like he spoke engish was this half drunk man who just came out of the bar and Im like oh great hes the last person I need to ask for help but approched him anyway and asked if i could use his cell phone to call the police. So were walking to his car and Im seconds away from calling the police and look way way down to the end of the parking lot and see my van! Id forgotton I drove there and parked in front of the petstore I felt like such an idiot !! I hope you all are getting a good laugh at how bad my brainfog is ...i am! Ive never been so releived !!

Then the next morning I went to make coffee and pored the water through but forgot to put the pot under it so when I went to get my cup of coffee it was all over my kitchen counter

Then yesterday I was working at a customers house , they left to do some shopping and told me I could use the bathroom if I needed to in the garage. When I did I tripped the house alarm and the police showed up! Ok that wasnt my fault, they forgot and activated the alarm forgetting I was there.
But I forgot my wallet with my liscence at home so when the cop asked for my liscence I had none so he had to call all the info in and luckily everythings up to date with my registration and drivers liscence and all that.......I havent managed to screw up that yet. It wasnt long before he realized I wasnt a theif and was just innocently working there but still it was stressful!

Ok theres your laugh for the day!
Im asking santa for a new brain!!

[hilly]

Friski, see message above... ' Nutritional factors can cause morgellons symptoms ' I needed a new brain too and read that if you ate dark chocolate it would solve all brain and memory problems... but it seems to have attracted lots more of the black curly critters !!!!!!! can't win.... Milly

[Kritters]

Hey Milly~
Black, curly critters have to eat too, ya know!!!!!

I could while away the hours
Conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain
And my head, I'd be scratchin'
While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain.
I'd unravel ev'ry riddle
For any individ'le
In trouble or in pain
With the thoughts you'd be thinkin'
You could be another Lincoln,
If you only had a brain.
Oh, I could tell you why
The ocean's near the shore,
I could think of things I never thunk before
And then I'd sit and think some more.
I would not be just a nuffin'
My head all full of stuffin'
My heart all full of pain.
I would dance and be merry
Life would be a ding-a-derry
If I only had a brain--Whoa!

(If I only had a brain.....Wizard of Oz)

Kritts

[hilly]

Kritts.... I know critters like sweet things, but I thought I was safe with 'dark' chocolate...!! not so it seems..;<( Milly

[Kritters]

But Milly,

I thought if they're coming out of your skin, it is a good thing. Better than staying inside. More like they're being pushed out! Don't you think?

Kritts

[hilly]

Oh... right ! that's a good way of looking at it.... thanks Kritts ;>) Milly x

[Jason]

I agree i posted on your other post Milly. The meds must be working

Friski - always love your picture pretty cool - sorry about the memory but at least your not having boring uneventful days!!

[Tootsie]

Yes its true Jason..........dont have to go anywhere for entertainment!

I stopped eating chocolate a couple years ago because its acidic and am trying to be more alkaline. I LOVED chocolate too!! :P

Kritts I loved the wizard of Oz If i only had a brain" how fitting!

I hope this doesnt get any worse like forgetting who I am or where I live

[redibooks]

D@mn Friski, that sounds an awful lot like ME! I can so relate to your story. I'm a little better now but a few months back, 2 days in a row I pulled out of a parking spot and somehow cut my turn short and scraped the side of my car on the car (or tree) next to me. How many times have I driven right out of a parking spot?? Its almost impossible to hit the car next to you while exiting a spot. I realize that example is a little different than yours but neurological without a doubt.

I don't know if its really helped but I use Young Living oils and I've been using an oil called "Brain Power" for some months now and I seem to be a little clearer minded. Could be the antibiotics helping also and I know you don't want to go that route.

I think we could all use the Wizard!!

xo k

[Tootsie]

Thanks LC and K for the suggestions. I will check it out and keep them in mind.
Ive been trying something different the past month or so and wonder if its creating die off in the brain
I used to be so anal about keeping everything in order too , its hard to watch myself make so many mistakes snd be so forgettful. Yes K this affected my driving skills big time. I should nt be driving a full size van but i need it for work. Its so hard to park and they are making the parking spaces even smaller now. People look at me like Im retarded when I try to park sometimes
But Ive been driving a big van for10 years now, ya think I would get it by now!!
The freeways scare the heck out of me too, its justway too hard for me to drive them but I have to get anywhere. At night it all seems like a blur of lights i sometimes cant figure out what lanes people are in. I did have an accident a few years back that really messed up my eyesight though so thats a factor too.

I think I must have a gardian angel that keeps me safe