my diary.. my thoughts

[labrat]

25-04-2010.. this is a designer disease that went disasterously wrong.. the lab technitians tested on labrats and after disposed the animals by burning or simply threw them into the garbage.. left to contaminate our environment.. burning didnt destroy this disease.. the ashes carried on spreading it where it was dumped

[Baraka Obam]

January 1 1972, KOREA, Hungry, standing outside a biologic agent testing facility, next to a atomic energy lab, with a designer fashion clothing store overhead, I spy a Dumpster, thinking to myself, I wonder if there is any food in that waste pile outback????

It is dusk and a slight glow is coming from the pile of refuse, wondering to myself, could that be a flashlight I could trade for some GMO rice with nano bots in it. What am I thinking, what are nanobots and GMO rice am I insane.

Tearing into the pile of discarded DESIGNER cloths following the green dim hue of light to its source, my god its a glowing rat, it seems to be already cooked, what a lucky lad I am. Thank you lord, giving thanks for the bounty i am about to receive I gobble my green glowing treasure down. Something I feel is wrong, choking choking, gag, help me I scream, but no sound comes out! Running to a nearby window to see what it is that obstructs my throat I see it, in my haste, maybe it seems impossible to some but I have with my glowing meal of rat, swallowed a gaudy DESIGNER Hawaiian shirt, It looks to me more like a GIANT WORM.The sleeve has wrapped itself around my tonsils as if it is actually alive, reaching down my throat I struggle, to unwrap the giant WORM, or sleave that looks like a worm. Someone please help me, put me out of my misery or save me, blacking out, drifting, the white lite is beaming to me as if to say, WALK INTO THE LIGHT, sounds of people screaming, was that a car horn I hear, They must have cars In HEAVEN???

A voice beacons to me, GET OUT OF THE ROAD YOU DRUNKEN BUM, what kinda idiot are you walking in the street trying to eat a child's swimming doodle.

Today was quite surprising, and scary, but soon in a couple of days I know there will be my reward, a NEW TO ME Hawaiian shirt to wear, that is after washing!!

WHAT A DAY!!! Tomorrow no hallucinogenics!

[Sadsack]

Baraka -

Thank you for sharing your story about how you got this.

SS

[labrat]

25-04-2010.. baraka so you got it from sticking ur patriotic fingers into holes and other undesirable places others would have passed? guess with all that glowing goo u consumed u saved a lot on torch batteries?

[labrat]

25-04-2010.. or just maybe you are the father of this disease and uv given it to all of us?.. eva been to south africa ha ha

[Baraka Obam]

I am the man the farther of this disease, yes, I ate the magic rat and the shirt that resembled the WORM. I tried to hide it but you caught me, oh the shame.

Sorry, could not help myself when I saw the post topic, this just popped into my head, especially when you stated this IS a designer disease, I had fun did you?

[zara cybele]

Yes. I had fun. My eyes are twinkling with laughter. Thnx B

[Baraka Obam]

Glad to here you lauged, or twinkled.

Yes folks we don't have to be all serious about being torn apart by some little teenie, wenie, small, tiny MONSTER after all we are bigger than they are.

[sarothra]

what great fun. we should all create our own realities of what this is and how we got it....

For me, it all started when I went for a cruise on the river Nile. The schistosomes were quietly skimming the surface of the river, dancing lightly around the boats with their cargo of Egyptian cotton. The Great Pyramid loomed lazily in the distance, while the loadspeakers roared a daily prayer for the believers.

Suddenly, up in the sky, unbelievably, was a huge, enormous, giant spool of thread, I kid you not, it was all colors of the rainbow, glowing, shiny, with strange elongated clear tendrils "dripping" from the bottom of this, what looked like, a giant fiber spacecraft. Before I knew what was happening, I felt myself lifted up and whooshed into the air, inconceivably drawn into the belly of this beast, where I lost consciousness.

I awoke to find myself strapped to a cold, metal gurney, with what looked like a, I can't even hardly say it because it is so horrible to remember, a giant six-headed nematode. This thing was so gross, with two eye patches and a triangle for a forehead. I cried out, "what do you want from me" whereby it laughed demonically, and said "You will now be a conduit for the seventeenth dimension. Invertebrates have always lived among you, but, alas, with all the pollution you as a species have drummed up, we have become more powerful than you. You will now be filled with lower level beings. You are just a conduit now, a mechanism for our advancement as a species."

I said "How do you intend to do this? I have an immune system. I can fight you off!"

To which, this weird six-headed horrible monster, simply reached in a drawer and retrieved a huge package labeled (amazingly it was in English) - "Use eye protection when inserting anal probe."

At that point, I fainted.

The rest is history.

sarothra

[labrat]

ha ha yes this is fun ey?