my diary.. my thoughts

[jonsi]

Ya'll are sooo cool! You're stories of how you got this "M" are believable, to me. Who knows?

I was walking through the woods
I was tryin to do good
when this little skeeter bit my thigh.
I didn't know it then,
but somethin entered my skin,
and now i ask how, when or why?

When I got back home
I started to feel so alone,
and black fibers and glitter popped out of me.
"What ta hey" I cried,
somethins dying inside,
why are these fibers coming out of me.

Then my body got weak,
brain fog made it hard to speak.........
Man, this is sad!

But a lot us are doing great now. Please check out natural/homeopathic medicine. I am here because of it.

Peace,
In the white light,
~jonsi

[labrat]

26-04-2010.. strolling thru a banana plantation something caught me eye;. looking towards d sky i saw an object in d distance and it wos coming my way.. i saw glowing neon red blue green and yes white threads attached to this swaying thingy.. it would spin it would flap flop it would dive down and then start going up... yes i was petrified horrified scared my mouth agape yet i couldn't get myself to move or run away.. it landed at my feet as silent as a kite.. but ney it was not a kite but a half chewed up contaminated glowing designer shirt with a lable that read MADE IN AMERICA.. and thats when i dropped me bananas and ran

[paddel]

Getting really good laughs out of these stories. Very original. I will have to add mine sooner or later.

paddel.

[belle9]

My little darlins came to this teacher when an eight year old (we'll call him Pigpen, like the Charlie Brown character) decided he wanted to learn to read. This teacher was so excited that she sat by Pigpen every day to read with him and help him with his math. However, the dust that Pigpen generated was too much for her. Even Linus's blankie couldn't protect her from the little varmints (love that spelling doncha folks?) that came with the dust. That's one theory.
The other is that a giant golf ball from the very lovely, green genetically engineered golf course flew out from the 19th hole (everyone seems to love that one) onto my leg while I was doing my yard thing and spread little golf bag threads all through me. Who knows which one?

[labrat]

well i think i got it when my miniature dushund dug up a fossilized nemotode infested bone joint that looked neither alien human or animal from my neighbors yard and continued to mutitated it further on my bed..im sure it came from my neighbor coz i always keep my yard clean and mow my lawn