101 Things to Do with a Dead Morg

[sojii]

Or to a live one, if you want.

Just a little silliness for anyone who needs it. I need it today; hope someone else does, too. Or say what you REALLY mean...what would you like to do to the morgs?

I'll start...

1. Amaze your coworkers: tape a long morgie hair to your computer and see
how long it takes it to droop. (9 minutes so far...)

[janedoe]

haha, then when you explain it to them, theyll take two steps back and slowley walk away from you..
i took a picture of a long wild morgie hair and put it on utube, dont know if its still there or not

[sojii]

Jane, I just blamed it on static.

[janedoe]

yeah, the static!! thats it, the static!! lol..

[Dzana]

pack them nicely in envelopes and send them back to all the docs who misdiagnosed u mistreated u and who failed at it ........ and do that on regular basis till they understand that seeing is believing ..........

[tcmgpt13]

Add its picture to the family album of dead morg pictures. Wouldn't want the little fellow to feel left out.

[quimninja]

put em in a sample jar and send them to your local council pest division.....like we did!!!! still waiting that was over two years ago ha ha

[janedoe]

Originally Posted by Dzana

pack them nicely in envelopes and send them back to all the docs who misdiagnosed u mistreated u and who failed at it ........ and do that on regular basis till they understand that seeing is believing ..........

there you go, but dont send them, hand deliver with a great big hug..make sure your broke out real bad, though
i know, send them to obama!! the presidant that wants to mess everything up. maybe if he gets sick, he'll look into it..( note, that is not a threat on the president)

[absurdlyhaywired]

Dead or alive.......I can't tell the difference. Can anyone
help me to stop collecting them though? There are only so
many functioning hours in a sufferers day/week/month,Thank God
for that. I'd hate to be awake and alert and actively being
tormented 24/7. I welcome the knock out stage of unconcious
sleep-the Psuedodeath.

Besides,my collection is large enough and complete,consisting
of specimens of each different horror I've encountered.And there
is no one to share them with and I certainly don't need to reference
them as I'm somehow manufacturing more even as I post this.

I had one friend left until I tried my show and tell,now that
last friend is long gone.Been 3+ months now.


I had some large gloppy specimens that I accidently allowed
to dry out. I left them like that for a bit. Originally they
were dark red and heavy,dry they were light grayish and foam like
and airy. Then I decided to rehydrate them(99%ETOH)and they became
exactly as they were originally.

I do fantasize about calling the local health dept.and saying
that I lost many specimens somewhere around the county.
"Gee,I just can't say where they're scattered about. Maybe on
the buses I rode? Maybe the dr. office waiting room? I sat around
in the ER too while waiting for my next bus. I was at the library
for a few hours.Stopped at the mall,and the bank,then went grocery
shopping.All I know is that my many containers are EMPTY."

Wonder if all my noninfectious delusions would create any uproar?

Hope all's well with all of you.