Christmas List

[Baraka Obam]

It is close to Christmas time so I thought I would post a list of things that I would like for Christmas,

1. A high power microscope with vidio attacment, I do not need a stereo scope as I have a CADDILLAC in one eye.

2. Slides with covers

3. A new bottle of GSE, DMSO and Hydrogen peroxide

4. A new Jack Lalaines power juicer, a stainless one would be nice

5. A work shop where I can work every day.

6. A large anvil, to use in the workshop.

7. A new home close to a good hospital that is in the country.

8. A dog

9. A large hyperbaric chamber so I can help all my friends that are also ill.

10. A new female counter part, that makes nutruitious meals, cleans and makes the bed, exersizes with me, reads, can weld and use machinery, likes to swim, travel, ride motorcycles, is a doctor and what ever other traits that could become handy in a pinch, most of all, can she be of the type that does not argue!!!!! LOL

[Baraka Obam]

hey my Christmas list is kinda funny? I thought you lady's with humor would spike me just a tiny bit or send me at least a hyperbaric chamber!! I am not Benny Hill, ya know that. LOL.

The real point of the post is, our needs have completly changed, haven't they!

[carla]

I want a Berkley water filter please Santa...

[Jo]

Good to see ya Carls.

Baraka - your list made me laugh lots, but its a sad reflection of our lives too. Wonder what 'Santa' would make of it if you sent it to Lapland?!

Number 10 on your wish list has got 'Pat' written all over it (sorry Pat, couldnt resist it!)

Jo xxx
ps - could I have a dehumidifier please Santa?

[Kritters]

Hey Bo....
I know someone that pretty much fits the #10 wish list who lives in Arizona! That's the good news....especially an awesome welder of metals...an artist. She's gay though, and also has a girlfriend.. I don't know if that matters. Bad news is the last part about arguing......she won't argue...she'll just flatten ya out!
Kritters

[Baraka Obam]

Pat, have you told, or ladies is it the rumor mill. Anyway, I don't care if the girl is gay, I will certainly be able to convert at least one back. did have a lesbian for a G/F once, there was a tiny problem convincing her that I was actually a man with a Lesbian trapped inside me. Either way it worked out for my alloted time, right up untill she told me I was not her type, it gives a new meaning to, I WAS THE LAST MAN IN HER LIFE!!!!! I thank god for all the good and happy moments but when your turn is over, get on your horse and ride. Hi Ho SILVER, colodial silver that is!!

[pat]

jo that isn't me.I argue.LOL.And I can't weld.Cook yes,weld no.
Baraka rang me and said he was outside my house.What sort of sense of humour is that.Aaaghh.
Don't be tempted to buy a second hand dehumidifier Jo,make sure you get a new one pref an Ebac.Def worth every penny.

[carla]

It is good to be back Jo.
I used to love Christmas and spent months preparing for it.
This year I might get out for a few hours on shopping christmas eve if I really can't avoid it.
I'll get so p---ed off if I unwrap another bottle of CK obbsession.
I'm more of a Hydro peroxide kinda girl now. 35 % naturally.

[Kritters]

au de peroxide.............wouldn't leave home without it.

Hey let's start our own label. The Morgs label.

Au de peroxide.
Au de oil d'olive
Au de castore
Au de grapfruetseedextractomone (I know it's not French but I don't feel like looking it up on Bablefish.)

I think we should challenge Marc to create a line.

Whatdya all think?

N'est ce pas?

Au de CDC you suck?
Kritts

[carla]

Your too funny Kritts .
Could be on too something too. There will always be new customers too the rate this is spreading.

The CDC s full title is the Center for Disease Prevention and Control . How good of them to omit the P since prevention is the last thing they are bothered about.