A bit of humour and a warning: Don't mess with seniors

[Jo]

We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the "seniors' special" was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for £1.99.

"Sounds good," my wife said. "But I don't want the eggs."

"Then I'll have to charge you two pounds and forty-nine pence because you're ordering a la carte," the waitress warned her."You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?" my wife asked incredulously. "YES!!" stated the waitress.

"I'll take the special then." my wife said."How do you want your eggs?" the waitress asked.

"Raw and in the shell," my wife replied.

She took the two eggs home.

Us oldies have been around the block more than once

[Jason]

Nice one!

[niecy]

I know you all wouldn't get it, probably at least if your not from the south, but I wish Franky could come up with a smiley holding up a sign, that said "Here's your sign!!". That's a quote from Bill, out of the Blue Collar Comedy Quartet...........I also wish I knew how the heck to get to the smiley's from Quick Reply!!! Niecy

Originally Posted by Jo

We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the "seniors' special" was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for £1.99.

"Sounds good," my wife said. "But I don't want the eggs."

"Then I'll have to charge you two pounds and forty-nine pence because you're ordering a la carte," the waitress warned her."You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?" my wife asked incredulously. "YES!!" stated the waitress.

"I'll take the special then." my wife said."How do you want your eggs?" the waitress asked.

"Raw and in the shell," my wife replied.

She took the two eggs home.

Us oldies have been around the block more than once

[niecy]

BTW, I did that smiley manually, so does that mean that you have to have the codes to use them here???

I know you all wouldn't get it, probably at least if your not from the south, but I wish Franky could come up with a smiley holding up a sign, that said "Here's your sign!!". That's a quote from Bill, out of the Blue Collar Comedy Quartet...........I also wish I knew how the heck to get to the smiley's from Quick Reply!!! Niecy

Originally Posted by Jo

We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the "seniors' special" was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for £1.99.

"Sounds good," my wife said. "But I don't want the eggs."

"Then I'll have to charge you two pounds and forty-nine pence because you're ordering a la carte," the waitress warned her."You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?" my wife asked incredulously. "YES!!" stated the waitress.

"I'll take the special then." my wife said."How do you want your eggs?" the waitress asked.

"Raw and in the shell," my wife replied.

She took the two eggs home.

Us oldies have been around the block more than once

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