[janedoe]

aww,janice, i almost want to say congrats, but i dont want to offend, lol, bees not kidding, welcome to a world you never saw outside of twighlight zone...no kidding..
and when they tell you youve lost your mind, think of it like this, if your not open to crazy, youll not do as well as if you try to keep as much sense of humor about this as possible.. its horrifying to find your first parasite, your head goes thru all kinds of things, but let it make you do anything like suicide, im serious...
now, haha, wanna hear my latest? well, here i was doing really well, then boom, super break out, to the point i left my dads house and got a motel room.i felt like i was 'hatching', its bad when people see you and you look like a monster, so i figure 'monster they see, monster ill be'.but first, i check into this hotel, its a fancy place, because i need a place that will allow my dog, but not be a 'pet room' if you know what i mean.and after my shower, im sitting there and the fleas began to come out.. now keep in mind we dont have fleas and bedbugs, we have more they tiny flying ones here.so i start getting eaten, ask to switch rooms.. ok..they put me across the hall,down a few doors. i get into this room, and i can feel something jumping on me soon as i walked in, i sat down on the bed and looked down, and here these things are jumping off of me as fast as they jumped on!! im was tripping, then it dawned on me, "MY BUGS KICKED THEIR BUGS ***!!'
you have to be a little crazy to even handle this thing, so dont let anybody tell you anything stupid, its bugs.. they were here before us, they will be here long after we are gone. just because they never used to eat people, doesnt meana they havent started now...so dont trip, your not dirty,gross or crazy, your food...no, make that GORMET BUG FOOD...YAY!!!