Still making me LOL. You are the Queen of PR!
I've never farted on a date. I would die! I had a guy do it, though (movie theater) and he started coughing and trying to make noise afterwards and I just tried not to laugh...
He's pretty hot, so I didn't say anything then (whaddaya say?!) but ya know I told my girls later and we laughed!
I just thought that was a pretty funny analogy
