So this rope walks into a bar, jumps up to the bar and asks for a beer... the bartenter turns around points to a sign, "we don't serve ropes". So, sad and thirsty the rope leaves. He walks out back and thinks of an idea... so he starts jumping aroung, running into the sides of the building, rolling on the ground, you get the picture... he goes back to the bar, slides into the bar stool and asks for a rum and coke... the bartenter says, "hey aren't you that rope who was just in here?" The rope says, "I'm aFRAID KNOT". Take care everyone, we all need a laugh sometime.
